Think ’80s horror movie interspersed with bizarre performance art style stunts. But what does it all mean?
But nah. Why not mess around with everyone, set it live hours early and make it look like an 1980s horror movie on VCR.
The livestream, of course, is. An event we expect will cast light on , magazine subscription services and rumored new credit card.
But right now, weirdness is occurring. Deliberate weirdness. Weirdness of the potentially viral kind.
If you click through to Apple’s official livestream site, you’ll find that it’s already gone live and is streaming an empty theatre, occasionally shifting camera angles.
It’s very bizarre.
So basically it seems like Apple is creating a bizarre marketing performance art stunt. Here’s possibly the best part so far: a dude wandering up to the stage, doing a quick sound check, then reciting some Emily Dickinson poetry. As you do.
What does it all mean? Your guess is as good as ours. Does it contain hints for what’s to come at the Apple Event tomorrow? Most likely. There’s been audio footage from Ron Howard, M. Night Shyamalan and others. Almost certainly this will tie into the entertainment portion of the event tomorrow.
The event kicks off 10 a.m. PT on March 25. You can find out everything you need to know about the event.